Why not come and meet our chum
Whose hands are poo and face is a bum?
If you would like an original piece of artwork (Bumface or otherwise)
Kay Mann is currently open to commissions.
By all means ping us an email with a brief outline
(a rough description of what you have in mind,
not a black and white sketch of some underwear).
Although it may look like the work of a major mainstream publishing house
with a team of top creatives and unlimited budget,
it may surprise you to learn Bumface Poohands is a completely self-
independent venture by the authors and all the authoring, illustrations
and mailouts are done from our converted shed up the end of the garden.
As such we would be interested to hear from anyone higher up the food chain
with ideas about getting Bumface out and spreading him to a larger audience.
Please contact Mr. Jels and Kay Mann at email@example.com